never-g-i-v-e-up:

ughilikeyou:

WHERE IS THIS FROM

What movie is this from??

listoflifehacks:

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a-dolf-in:

Gotta love club penguin😂

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

maatangi:

"girls only watch the world cup bc the players are hot" well yeah we have to deal with you obonixous basic ugly ass hobbits everyday i think we deserve some international eye candy every four years fuck off

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

ftwemblem3:

When the bae posts a picture of you guys (and a few hundred other people) 😍

tankitkeaton:

biggest bosses i know